Beat the Heat

After a week straight of upper 90's and 100 degree weather, it is safe to say I'm looking forward to a cool 94 degrees tomorrow.  Talk about relief.   But seriously.. people complain about the heat, people complain about the cold.. people just like to complain.  I know the weather is a popular conversation piece, but its when the weather gets really extreme (like now) that people can't stop.  It's hot. Every one is melting.  It's not just you people!!

Well being a native sun goddess, I will give you a few of my own pointers for beating the heat. 

1.  Most importantly, get yourself to the pool.  100% of the population agrees that its the only way to enjoy a 95+ degree day. Even though you may want to try working on your even tan, you will fail.  Your top half will be tanner than the bottom half that will be submerged in water. 

The Hahn's 4th of July

 2.  Stay hydrated.  Your choice of beverage is up to you.  Water, Pomegranate Martinis, Champagne Punch, Coronas, Coronitas.. or

share a fishbowl with your lover

3.  Girls.. get that hair off your neck.  Its just going to get sweaty and nasty.  Good news! Braids are back and better than ever.  If you're really lucky, you live with a great stylist ;)  So don't let that hair hold back your festing!!

Old St. Pat's Fest!

4.  Leave the oven & stove off.  It's summer!  Everything tastes better charred on the grill.  And to spare yourself the heat from the grill, find some professionals to handle the job for you.

5.  And finally..  acquire an injury. You kill two birds with one stone.  You don't have to feel guilty about not working out in this extreme heat & you can park in handicap spots to minimize breaking a sweat from the parking lot to the front door. 

I'm not saying I know everything, but this seems pretty fool proof to me. So stop complaining and enjoy the heat.  It won't be long til we're buried in 6 feet of snow.