First of all, stop being such birthday haters. I do not expect anyone to celebrate my birthday, but one day out of the month. And that one day is usually a good one. Someone please tell me when they had a bad time on my birthday? And Dave.. let's not talk about the sweater birthday. You did that to yourself. There's been a few moments that I shed a few tears, but hey, you know the saying.. "It's my party. And I do what I want to." (That's for you G.)
So what are the chances that this August is packed to the brim with weddings, bachelor(ette) parties and vacations, not to mention going back to work again for a living (lame, I know.).. but what are the chances that the only weekend people are free in August is my BIRTHDAY WEEKEND?! It's a sign... it's pointing to Leo.
That's right. I'm a Leo so I can't help it that I'm obsessed with my birthday. See:
It's the Lion that symbolizes Leos, and the king (or queen) of the jungle is a most appropriate mascot, since they consider themselves the rulers of their universe (and the zodiac at that). (read more...)
I think I've made my point.. My birthday's fun! It's my day to shine! What's not to love?
Now let me take a minute to explain the birthday month. It's not like I think people need to respect my birthday wishes for an entire month. I'm fine with just a weekend. However, I do feel the need to celebrate my birthday with everyone! So the birthday month manifested because I happen to have lots of close friends who for some reason or another, can't all attend my birthday. So in lieu of my party, we have a birthday lunch, dinner, or champagne toast! Then there's a family birthday dinner. Then there's a birthday beach day. A birthday bar night! Birthday cake with the babies! Then there's a birthday with the boy.. You can see how this goes on and on to take up the whole month of August.
I'm not the monster that created this birthday month, its everyone else. I'm just reaping the benefits. So everybody just relax and stop pretending that you don't want to partake in the festivities!! Plus, I've made it more enjoyable by teaming up with some more awesome Leo's having joint birthday parties the past 3 years (I think I deserve some credit for that.) Sadly, no birthday plans have been made yet. But rest assured that once I make a birthday decision with my fellow birthday betches of the month, you will be receiving your favorite email of the year (except you Jes. I'll spare you by hand making your invitation and posting it on the fridge.)
Happy Birthday Leos!!
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